In the future....
And, as always...
- Desperate for ratings, TV Stations will pay
viewers to watch-- Those brave enough to tune-in to 'Small
Wonder' will earn six figures.
- Hamburgers will grow on trees--
McDonald's will grow theirs under sun lamps
- 'Talkies' will turn out to be a fad after
all-- Spelling the end of those irritating THX trailers, it
will also signal the rise of Rosie Perez as Hollywood's Leadingest
- Disney will buy Apple-- It's funny
because it's true.
- Kurt Cobain will emerge from hiding to
admit he faked his own death-- His sole comment on surviving
the last two years stuffed in the crawlspace of a Dairy Queen is,
"Beats living with Courtney."
- Raul will be imprisoned for indecency over
the 'Net-- His ass will be saved when millions of adoring fans
storm Washington and threaten the Country with revolution.
- The World will come to an End-- Dick
Clark will still be around to host the live "Four Horsemen's
Visit the 8/1/95 Future
- The present will be the past-- And, of
course, the future will be the present. There will be no