In the future....
And, as always...
Chocolate coins will be legal tender-- Wall Street will panic
when the Treasury switches to the carob standard.
Scientists will develop a "Youth Pill" which makes people
young again-- The FDA will ban the item after overdoses cause
several users to revert to ova and puddles of sperm.
Rap songs will be required by law to include the lyrics "Wave
your hands in the air, like you just don't care"-- Rock songs must
include "All night, alright!".
Congressional Term Limits will finally become a reality-- The
period of service will be so short that anyone elected will be
rendered ineligible to serve.
Nacho Cheese will replace salt-- Bean dip will replace
Archaeologists will discover how the Egyptians built the
pyramids-- They subcontracted.
The Cure for Cancer will be available in easy-to-swallow
caplets-- Thrillseekers will postpone taking the pills as long as
possible to see who can grow the biggest tumor.
Cindy Crawford will be President-- A bra-stuffing scandal will
cause her to step down, leaving running-mate Naomi Campbell with
her finger on the nuclear button.
A UFO will land on the White House lawn-- Causing Naomi to
push the nuclear button.
Visit the 3/27/95 Future
- The present will be the past-- And, of
course, the future will be the present. There will be no