NAME: Raul Fernandez
BUST: 38AAA WAIST: 32 HIPS: 36
HEIGHT: 6' WEIGHT: 155
BIRTH DATE: 6-27-84 BIRTHPLACE: Canoga Park, California
AMBITIONS: To be paid to think. To clean my house.
TURN ONS: Pictures of naked women, videos of naked women,
and scrambled cable feeds of naked women. Oh yeah, and real
TURN OFFS: Big smelly hairy fat guys smoking cigars through
the stomas of their layrngectomies.
FAVORITE MUSICIANS: John Lennon, Peter Gabriel, XTC, They
Might Be Giants, They Really Are Giants, Kill The Giants!
Kill the Giants!!! Me.
FAVORITE MOVIES: All That Jazz, RoboCop, Bullets Over
Broadway, Just One of the Girls
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS: Having my shirt mis-buttoned when
I met Prince Charles; throwing up on the Japanese Prime
Minister. Wait, that was George Bush.
IDEAL EVENING: Watching a cage match between Leslie Abramson
and Marcia Clark